Audyssey Lower East Side Speakers Attempt To Mimic The LES In All Its Shabby Glory

These speakers from Audyssey purport to be “inspired by the sights and sounds of New York’s Lower East Side neighborhood,” though I don’t see a lot of the LES in them myself. Not enough sandwiches, for one thing.

But they’re more than a New York shout-out: they claim these speakers are powerful, well-balanced, and more than sufficient for your music and movies. No subwoofer required. Only one way to find out! $200 for you, my friend, shipping later this year.