This Is Somehow Supposed To Be An Ad For Android

Overheard at Dutch retailer The Phone House:

Tom, The Ad Guy: Guys! Guys! I got it.

Colleagues: Got what?

Tom: An idea for our next big marketing stunt. Okay. First, we smash a car to hell. Like we straight up total it, smoke coming out of the sides, the works. Okay? Now get this: we put a gigantic Android on top of the car. Bam.

The room was silent, which Tom took to mean that everyone thought it was a good idea.