Dumbass teen holds iPod ransom for sexy, sexy video of schoolmate, goes to jail


Attention teenagers: There are many ways to see naked girls. Many. Even when I was a teenager, before there were terabytes of porn on the Internet, I found ways, and none of them got me arrested.

This guy from Iowa, though, he had different ideas. He stole a classmate’s iPod, then demanded that she video record herself doing some filthy, dirty sex things and send it to him to get it back.

Yah, he’ll be popular in Juvie Hall. Don’t be like this guy. Just use Google.