Apple sells, like, no Apple TVs and is all like "Shut up!"


Apple was all like “We’ll sell 1 million Apple TVs!” and everyone was all like “No way shut up!” and Apple was all “Yeah, way.” So now that they only sold 400,000800,000, they’re all like “What? I didn’t say a million. I said like 800K, tops” and everyone was “You’re so stupid” and Apple call its mom to pick it up and its mom didn’t come for like three hours or something.

In fact, Forrester claims that just 3 percent of online adults intend to purchase an Apple TV in the future — essentially the same percentage of iLife users who eventually purchase one of Apple’s standalone Jam Packs for GarageBand.

First year Apple TV sales fall below expectations [AppleInsider]