Comments are the greasy oil that keeps the blog machine running. Here are three great (and 100% unedited) comments recently posted by your fellow readers.

iPod Nano sets man’s pants on fire in airport


Also, if this actually happened at an airport, the story would end with the guy being tackled by five TSA employees who then dragged him into a cell and interrogated him for 17 hours trying to figure out who his Al Quaida contact man is…

Congressman Barrett: It was my son’s porno. No, really!


Guilt or innocents will be determined on the type of car the child does or does not get for his next birthday

Crazy headphones aren’t headphones at all


For some reason, when I saw this, I thought right away of putting a pair of speakers instead of beers in my “beer drinking cap”… would save me a bundle!