Warming Gloves Use Your Breath For Heat

File this one under “bacteria ridden” and “disgusting”. Apparently some company named Gorgonz(ola cheese?) thinks that the best way for you to keep your hands warm is by blowing hot, stale air from your mouth into the gloves. The gloves then lock in and distribute the heat throughout your hand for killer warmth.

Now call me crazy, but who in the hell wants to blow air on their hands after eating something like Doritos? Why not just make a little pouch above the hand where you can slide one of those disposable hand warmers in? Whatever. These will set you back $34.99 and hand sanitizer isn’t included.

Warm Your Gloves With Your Garlic Breath [Gizmodo]