Dash Detox Contest Update: The Nagging Wife

Our second Dash Detox Contest entrant created a late night infomercial, complete with a chipper announcer and the voice of a shrieking harpy out to steal your immortal soul.

I am not allowed to use a cellphone for one month. I need you to hop on your web cam and record a one minute video telling me to be strong. Or if you’re sadistic like Blake, feel free to taunt me with some hot cell phone action—since I’m not getting any.

Record your video. Upload it to YouTube with the tag “crunchgeardash” and email a link for the video to contest@crunchgear.com. The five entries with the most views by Monday, Nov. 20 will appear on the site and the readers will vote on the winner on Nov. 21.