Free keychain anyone?

valeriekeychainFound in the free section of Flint, MI’s Craigslist page:

i bought my lieing, cheating ex girlfriend this key chain it flashes the name and is solar power and will last 5 yrs it has atlanta ga on reverse side it free to anyone that will pic it up. just bought it monday and come home to find ou she is seeing someone else so its yours for the taking. contact me at

Any takers? This could be a great Mother’s Day gift if your mom’s name happens to be Valerie and she digs gaudy, solar-powered, lighted keychains. Please, someone help this poor guy out.

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