Bionic Woman, 50, is faster, better, and stronger than your mom

At the end of this month, after 20 years of operations, all of Eileen Brown major joints except her right elbow will be man made. She has suffered from rheumatoid arthritis since she was in her 20s; now 49, she hopes to get her new replacement left hip before her 50th birthday.

She had this to say when he got her right hip replaced: “Most people are stuck in bed for about two weeks after they’ve had a new hip, but I was walking after three days.” Okay, Wolverine.

Other than her high tolerance for pain and positive attitude, there have been no reports of Eileen having super powers or travelling through time to kill/protect Sarah Connor. But this may change if she learns of the Bionic Body Shop, so we’ll will keep you posted.