CrackBerry: Ten reasons the iPhone isn't a Blackberry

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Blackberry users, like our own Peter Ha, are a crazy, insane, disturbed, deranged, and unbalanced set of psychos. They love their wittle-bitty smartphones to death, literally. My downstairs neighbor just retired his third in a year.

And you know they hate the iPhone. So much, that the people at came up with ten reasons why the iPhone isn’t the Blackberry. Curiously absent from the list is that it’s made by Apple and not RIM, but that’s nitpicking.

Hightlights? Amazing reasons like, “Want an iPhone? Hope You’re Ready to Switch Wireless Carriers!” Oh my, shocking!