The young, the aged to use Samsung charging stations

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Two ladies lookin’ to get their charge on.

Samsung is pleased to announce the addition of charging stations in the LaGuardia and Orlando Airports and what better way to show off their huge, penis-shaped chargers than by featuring underaged girls and their grandmother rocking out to some free power, straight outta Seoul.

“At Orlando International Airport we continue to look for ways to meet the diverse needs of our passengers. The complimentary charging stations are an expected customer service amenity for today’s travelers with personal electronics,” said Renee Spann, Director of Concessions, for the Greater Orlando Aviation Authority.

Amen, Renee. After you anally rape us at the TSA checkpoint and charge us $5 for bottled water at the gate it’s nice to know we get a little free juice.

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