It's iPod Speakers And a Pet Carrier! Hooray!

I’ve done it. I’ve done what scienticians and philosophizors could not: I have discovered a way to make Paris Hilton more annoying. It is called the Beat Generation Stereo Pet, by LifePop, and it’s a tote for your pup or kitten with integrated speakers for your iPod. No, really, that’s where we are as a society.

If Paris had one of these, then the next time we’d see her acting slutty, she could have her own soundtrack, and Tinkerbell would keep warm and safe. No pricing yet, but Paris, honey, you can probably afford it, and that’s the greatest tragedy.

Pet Carrier at the Oscars
[via Techie Diva]